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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
No go.
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes